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On a standard t-shirt listed in the US marketplace on 14 October 2026, the printed artwork reads TWEEDLE DEE above I’M WITH DUM, with a left-pointing arrow set beside the second line. The shirt is the Dee half of a pair. The Dum half, sold separately, carries the reciprocal wording and an arrow pointing the other way. That is the whole design, and it is enough to make a small argument about how a two-part joke works when it is split across two bodies.

I want to read the arrow first, because the arrow is where the design does its thinking. A left-pointing arrow on a shirt worn on the torso is not a neutral ornament. It is a deictic gesture — a pointing word made graphic — and it addresses the viewer rather than the wearer. The wearer cannot easily see it. The person standing to the wearer’s left can. The design assumes a companion, a photograph, or a mirror, and it assumes that the sentence will be completed by someone else’s chest. This is a costume that only resolves in the presence of the second shirt.

That is a different kind of printed sentence from the ones I usually examine in this column. Most slogan shirts are self-contained: the phrase is the whole artifact, and the reader of the shirt is a passerby who gets the joke in one glance. The Tweedle Dee design is deliberately incomplete. I’m with Dum is a dependent clause masquerading as a declarative. It names a relationship rather than a quality, and the arrow supplies the missing subject: that one. The grammar of the shirt is a grammar of adjacency.

There is a long print tradition of this move, and it is worth being precise about what the shirt is and is not doing. Paired novelty shirts — the matching honeymoon set, the Thing 1 and Thing 2 pair, the I’m with stupid arrow — rely on the same mechanism: one garment holds a fragment, the other holds its complement, and the pair becomes legible only when both are in frame. The Tweedle Dee shirt belongs to that family. I am not claiming a particular origin for the convention, and the retail listing does not supply one. What the listing does supply is the exact wording and the direction of the arrow, and those are the facts I can read.

The choice of Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum as the pairing is itself a comment on pairing. In the Alice books the two are a matched set whose comedy depends on their indistinguishability and their quarrelsome symmetry. A costume that assigns one wearer Dee and the other Dum is not simply labeling two people; it is casting them as a unit whose identity is relational. The shirt’s phrase, I’m with Dum, is funny because it sounds like a warning and functions as a declaration of company. The arrow makes the declaration physical. The wearer is not saying I am Dum; the wearer is saying my significance is over there. That is a modest and slightly self-deprecating joke, and it is the kind of joke that improves when the second person is actually standing in the room.

Typography matters here too. The design uses a heavy, distressed display face for both lines, with the arrow rendered as a solid graphic element rather than a typographic character. The distress is part of the costume idiom — it reads as printed, worn, slightly theatrical — and it keeps the shirt from looking like a corporate team-building exercise. The two lines are stacked, with TWEEDLE DEE as the name and I’M WITH DUM as the punchline. The hierarchy is clear: identity first, relationship second. The arrow sits at the level of the punchline, which is correct, because the arrow is the punchline’s grammar.

What interests me most is the way the design handles the viewer’s position. A single shirt with a left-pointing arrow is a fragment waiting for its other half. But a pair of shirts worn together creates a small closed circuit: each arrow points toward the other wearer, and the two phrases complete each other. The costume is not two jokes; it is one joke distributed across two surfaces. That distribution is the craft. It requires the designer to decide which half carries the name, which half carries the dependent clause, and which direction each arrow should face so that the pair reads correctly when the wearers stand side by side. Get the arrow direction wrong and the joke inverts; get it right and the two shirts become a single sentence with a person in the middle.

I have written before in this column about containers that discipline content — the 78-character line, the 102KB clip, the printed cover that frames a composition. The Tweedle Dee shirt is a container of a different sort: a garment that holds half a sentence and relies on a second garment to hold the rest. The constraint is social rather than technical. The shirt cannot complete itself. It needs a companion, a photograph, or at minimum a viewer positioned on the correct side. That is an unusual demand for a piece of printed clothing, and it is what makes the design more than a slogan.

If you are considering the pair, the practical question is not whether the phrase is funny — it is — but whether you have a Dum. The shirt is available as the Dee half at the Amazon listing, and the design assumes you will find the other half. Worn alone, it is a joke with a missing piece, which is a perfectly respectable thing to be. Worn with its counterpart, it becomes a two-panel comic strip with legs. Either way, the arrow is doing the work, and the work is pointing.

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The shirt reads, in full capitals, LET’S ROOT FOR EACH OTHER AND WATCH EACH OTHER GROW. The words form a ring around four smiling root vegetables — a carrot, a radish, a beet, and an onion — each drawn with its root visible in the soil beneath it. The phrase is a pun, and the drawing is the hinge: root is both the cheer and the thing in the ground.

I want to argue that the design is doing something more precise than a gardening joke. It is a sentence with two verbs and a hidden contradiction, and the contradiction is the interesting part. The first verb asks for support. The second verb asks for growth. Those are not the same request, and the shirt’s composition quietly admits it.

Two meanings of one verb

To root for someone is to want them to succeed. To root is also to send a root down, to take hold, to become fixed in a place. The shirt uses the first sense in its opening clause and the second sense in its picture. The carrot, radish, beet, and onion are all root vegetables — the edible part is underground — and each is drawn with a visible taproot or fibrous mass below the soil line. The smiling faces sit above ground; the work sits below.

That split is the design’s best move. The phrase root for each other is horizontal and social: it is something you do toward another person. The phrase watch each other grow is vertical and temporal: it is something you observe over a season. The ring of text around the vegetables holds both axes at once. You read clockwise and the sentence moves from encouragement to patience. You look at the drawing and the sentence moves from air to earth.

The ring as a format choice

The text is set in a closed loop, not a straight line. That is a small typographic decision with a large effect. A straight line would make the phrase a slogan — a statement delivered to the viewer. A ring makes it a frame, and a frame implies a center. The center is the four vegetables, which means the sentence is not addressed to the wearer alone. It is addressed to the group in the middle.

This is the same problem a newsletter writer faces when deciding whether to open with a greeting or a subject line. A greeting is a straight line: it points at the reader. A subject line is a frame: it points at the issue. The shirt chooses the frame. The phrase surrounds the vegetables the way a good header surrounds a piece of writing — it tells you what kind of attention to bring, then gets out of the way.

I have written before about the composition notebook as a costume, and the logic here is adjacent. A recognizable surface — the ruled cover, the ring of text — does the work of signaling before the content arrives. The shirt’s ring is a recognizable surface. You know what kind of object you are looking at before you finish reading it.

Mutual support is not endless growth

Here is where I want to be careful, because the phrase invites a reading it does not quite support. Watch each other grow sounds like a growth slogan, and growth slogans are everywhere in the platform economy. But a root vegetable does not grow indefinitely. It grows to a size, and then it is harvested, or it bolts, or it is eaten. The drawing shows roots in soil, not vines climbing a trellis. The growth being watched is bounded growth — the kind that happens in a bed, in a season, under a sky that does not care about your quarterly targets.

That distinction matters for anyone who writes to an audience. The newsletter that promises endless growth is the newsletter that eventually writes for the growth rather than the reader. The shirt’s phrase, read literally against its own drawing, proposes something smaller and more durable: root where you are, and watch the people around you do the same. The onion and the beet are not competing for the same row. They are in the same soil.

I do not know whether the designer intended that reading. The visual observation establishes the phrase and the four vegetables with their roots visible; it does not establish an origin story or a philosophy. What I can say is that the composition supports the reading, and the reading is more useful than the slogan version.

The joke is completed by its viewer

A pun on a shirt is a joke that needs a second person. The wearer supplies the setup; the person who reads it supplies the recognition. That is a small act of correspondence — one person sends a compressed message, another person decompresses it. The shirt is not a broadcast. It is a note passed in plain sight.

This is why the phrase works better as a ring than as a line. A line is a broadcast. A ring is a conversation that has already started. The four vegetables are smiling at each other, not at you. You are outside the frame, reading it. The joke completes when you get it, and then you are in the soil too.

If you are looking for the shirt itself, it is listed as Let’s Root For Each Other And Watch Each Other Grow Garden from Quirky Cotton Collective. The design is the argument: two verbs, one ring, four roots, and a bounded season in which to watch them.

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The shirt shows four words in white capitals — I HAD POTENTIAL — above a white curved ramp that descends from left to right. At the upper left ledge sits a dashed empty circle. At the lower right, on the flat, a solid white ball rests. That is the whole design. No arrows, no equations, no caption. The drawing is a physics diagram stripped to its minimum: a starting position, a path, an ending position, and a difference in state.

I keep looking at the dashed circle. In a textbook, a dashed outline usually marks where something was or where it could be — a ghost position, a predicted location, a body not yet arrived. Here it sits at the top of the ramp, the high point, the place of maximum stored energy. The solid ball sits at the bottom, at rest. The joke is not that the ball fell. The joke is that the dashed circle is still up there, empty, and the ball is down here, full. Potential is not a thing you have. It is a thing you were, drawn in outline, waiting for a release that already happened.

That is a more precise joke than the phrase alone. “I had potential” is a familiar sentence — the sigh of the underachiever, the yearbook inscription, the thing people say at reunions. Printed plainly, it is just self-deprecation. But the diagram adds a second grammar. It makes the sentence physical. It says: potential is a position on a ramp, and the ramp has a direction, and the direction is down. The ball did not fail to roll. The ball rolled. The dashed circle is the only thing left at the top.

I am not a physicist, and I am not going to pretend the shirt is a lesson in conservative forces. The ramp is curved, not a straight incline, which means the diagram is not a simple inclined-plane problem. The dashed circle is not labeled mgh or U. The ball is not shown mid-roll. This is a cartoon of a physics diagram, not a problem set. But the cartoon is doing real work: it borrows the visual authority of a diagram — the clean line, the labeled positions, the before-and-after — and uses that authority to make a joke about a life. The form is the argument. A sentence about disappointment becomes a diagram about energy, and the diagram is funnier because it looks like it knows what it is talking about.

There is a long tradition of this kind of visual pun, the one that puts a plain statement into a system that seems to explain it. The pleasure is not in the physics. The pleasure is in the mismatch between the precision of the drawing and the vagueness of the regret. “I had potential” is a sentence with no units. The diagram gives it units — height, distance, a dashed circle, a solid ball — and the units do not resolve the regret. They just make it look measurable. That is the joke: the measurement is the punchline.

I think about the dashed circle as a piece of typography. A dashed line is a convention, not a fact. It says this is not here. In a diagram, a dashed outline is a promise of a future state or a memory of a past one. On this shirt, the dashed circle is the only thing at the top of the ramp, and it is empty. The solid ball is at the bottom, and it is full. The design has reversed the usual expectation: the thing that is present is the thing that has stopped, and the thing that is absent is the thing that had the height. That is a small, clean piece of visual rhetoric. It does not need a caption. The caption is the sentence above it, and the sentence is the setup, and the drawing is the turn.

The shirt is sold as the I Had Potential shirt by Quirky Cotton Collective. The retail title calls it a “Funny Physics Pun Sarcastic Minimalist Quote,” which is a lot of adjectives for four words and a ramp. But the adjectives are accurate enough: it is minimal, it is sarcastic, and the pun is physics-adjacent. The design does not depend on the viewer knowing the word potential energy. It works if you read the sentence and see the drawing and understand that the ball is not where the dashed circle is. The physics is a flavor, not a prerequisite.

What I like about the design is that it does not overexplain. There is no arrow labeled gravity. There is no equation. There is no second sentence. The shirt trusts the viewer to complete the joke, which is the same trust a good diagram extends to a reader. A diagram is an argument in which the reader supplies the motion. You look at the dashed circle and the solid ball and you infer the fall. The shirt does the same thing: you look at the words and the drawing and you infer the disappointment. The inference is the pleasure. If the shirt explained it, the joke would be dead.

This is a useful thing to remember about any compressed form, whether it is a four-word sentence or a two-panel cartoon or a subject line. The container does not have to carry the whole meaning. It has to carry enough that the reader can carry the rest. The dashed circle is not a failure of information. It is an invitation. The empty space is where the reader lives.

I would not call the shirt profound. It is a joke on a t-shirt, and it knows it. But it is a well-made joke, and the well-made part is the diagram. The sentence alone is a cliché. The diagram alone is a physics cartoon. Together they are a small machine for producing a specific feeling: the recognition that the thing you had is now a dashed outline, and the thing you are is a solid ball at the bottom of a curve. That is not a happy feeling, but it is a funny one, and the shirt knows the difference.

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On a standard t-shirt listed in the US, the printed design reads GOT TOO SILLY in capital letters above a white, goose-like bird dressed in an orange prison uniform and holding a black mugshot board. That is the whole of the artwork as observed, and it is enough to make a small argument about how jokes work when they are compressed into a single frame.

The shirt is sold under the title Got Too Silly Funny Bird Mugshot Prison Meme by Quirky Cotton Collective. You can find the listing here. I am not going to tell you how it fits, because I have not worn it, and I am not going to tell you that it is popular, because the only demand evidence I have is a keyword range, not a sales history. What I can read is the design itself, and the design is doing something more deliberate than it first appears.

Editorial note: this publication and Quirky Cotton Collective share an owner. This is not an independent review.

The mugshot as a genre

A mugshot is a documentary form. It exists to identify a person at a low point, under official light, with a board that records a name, a number, a date. Its conventions are rigid: front-facing, neutral background, the board held at chest height. When you see one, you are meant to read it as fact. The genre has no room for whimsy. That is precisely why it is useful to a joke.

The shirt takes that rigid frame and fills it with a bird. Not a hawk or a crow — a white, goose-like bird, the kind of animal that in common usage is associated with silliness rather than menace. The orange uniform is the uniform of incarceration, but on a bird it reads as costume. The black board is the board of record, but it is held by a bird. The phrase above supplies the charge: GOT TOO SILLY. The joke is not that the bird committed a crime. The joke is that silliness has been treated as an offense serious enough to warrant the full apparatus of official documentation.

This is a familiar comic structure — the mismatch between a trivial transgression and a solemn response. What makes it work on a shirt is that the structure is delivered without a caption, a punchline, or a second panel. The viewer completes it. The phrase is not a description of the bird’s character; it is a verdict. The image is the sentence.

What the mugshot board asks of you

The most interesting decision in the design is the mugshot board itself. A filled board would close the joke. It would give the bird a name, a number, a date, and the joke would become a specific fiction. A board that is merely present — held at chest height, the way a board is always held — leaves a gap that the viewer’s eye fills automatically. You read the board as a board because of its shape and position, and then you notice that the bird is the one holding it, and the substitution becomes an invitation. The joke is completed by its viewer, not by its maker.

That is a useful thing to notice about compressed visual humor. It relies on recognition of a form — the mugshot — and then a substitution within that form. The form does most of the work. The substitution does the rest. If you did not recognize the mugshot conventions, the image would still read as a bird in a costume, but the specific charge of GOT TOO SILLY would lose its edge. The shirt assumes a viewer who has seen a mugshot before, probably many times, and who knows what one is supposed to mean. The joke is built on that prior knowledge.

This is also why the phrase is set above the image rather than integrated into it. The words are the charge; the image is the evidence. The layout reads top to bottom like a case file: accusation, then photograph. The bird does not speak. The board does not speak. The only language on the shirt is the verdict, and it is delivered flatly, without exclamation, as if it were a formal finding.

The bird as a character without a backstory

The white bird is not a specific character from a known property, at least not in the observation I have. It is a generic goose-like bird, and that generality is part of the design’s economy. A recognizable character would bring its own history and its own fan base; the joke would become about that character. A generic bird is a blank slate. You project onto it whatever silly thing you imagine it did. The orange uniform and the mugshot board give it a role, but not a biography.

That is a different kind of humor from the meme formats that rely on a named face or a recurring catchphrase. This shirt uses a stock situation — the perp walk, the booking photo — and a stock animal — the silly goose — and lets the combination do the work. The phrase GOT TOO SILLY is not a quotation from a particular source that I can verify. It is a common construction, and the shirt uses it as a caption for an image that already contains its own narrative logic. The words and the picture are not redundant; they are two halves of a single sentence.

I am wary of overreading a t-shirt. But there is a real craft question here about how much context a joke needs. This design gives you almost none. It does not tell you what the bird did. It does not tell you whether the bird is sorry. It does not give you a second bird to react. It gives you a form, a costume, a verdict, and a board. The rest is your work. That is a lean kind of design, and it is harder to pull off than a design that explains itself.

Why the phrase matters more than the costume

The orange uniform is the most visually loud element, but the phrase is the load-bearing wall. Without GOT TOO SILLY, the image is a bird in a costume. With it, the image becomes a joke about proportionality. The phrase does not describe the bird as silly; it says the bird got too silly, which implies a threshold was crossed, a limit was reached, a line was breached. That is the language of discipline, applied to something that has no business being disciplined. The humor is in the mismatch between the gravity of the phrase and the lightness of the offense.

This is also why the shirt works as a piece of language as well as a piece of art. The phrase is short, idiomatic, and slightly ungrammatical in a way that feels natural. It is the kind of thing you might say about a friend who has taken a joke too far, or about yourself after a long week. It is not a formal charge; it is a gentle verdict. The image supplies the formal charge, and the phrase supplies the gentle verdict. The tension between the two is the joke.

If you are the kind of reader who notices typography, you will notice that the phrase is set in capitals, with no ornament. It is not trying to be a vintage poster or a hand-lettered sign. It is trying to look like a label. That plainness is consistent with the mugshot form, which is also plain and bureaucratic. The design does not undercut the officialness of the image with a fancy typeface; it doubles down on it. The bird is being processed, and the typeface is the processing.

The shirt as a surface for a completed joke

A t-shirt is a strange medium for a joke. It is worn on a body, which means the joke is always in motion, always being seen from different angles, always subject to the wearer’s context rather than the designer’s. A mugshot is a fixed image, taken once, filed away. Putting a mugshot on a shirt turns the fixed image into a moving one. The bird is being booked, but the booking is happening on your chest, in a grocery store, at a bus stop, in a meeting where someone is trying to read the board.

That mobility is part of the design’s humor. The joke is not a one-time reveal; it is a recurring situation. Every time someone reads the shirt, they have to complete the joke themselves. The board is still there. The verdict is still GOT TOO SILLY. The bird is still not contrite. The shirt does not get old in the way a written joke gets old, because it is not a written joke. It is a visual situation that the viewer re-enters each time.

This is the kind of thing I mean when I say the container shapes the content. A mugshot on a wall is a document. A mugshot on a shirt is a performance. The same image, moved to a different surface, becomes a different kind of object. The shirt does not change the drawing; it changes what the drawing is for. It turns a fixed record into a portable bit of theater, and it asks the wearer to be the stage.

What to make of it

I do not know whether this shirt is funny to you. Humor is not a property of a design; it is a transaction between a design and a viewer. What I can say is that the design is coherent. The phrase, the costume, the board, and the bird all point in the same direction. The joke is not explained, and it is not over-explained. It is compressed into a single frame and left there for you to complete.

If you are thinking about the got too silly shirt as a purchase, the useful question is not whether it is popular. The useful question is whether you want to carry a mugshot board around with you, and whether you are willing to be the person who completes the joke for everyone who reads it. That is a format decision, and it is yours to make.

The bird got too silly. The board is there. The rest is up to you.

The native garment preview for the Cat Daddy Feline Father Lover Pet Owner Funny Tee shows a dark shirt with light lettering: a C and a T on either side of a cat silhouette, and the word Daddy beneath them. That is the whole design. No slogan, no paw-print border, no date. The cat sits inside the word the way a letter sits inside a line of type, and the shirt asks you to read the gap as a syllable.

I want to argue that this is a typographic joke before it is a pet joke, and that the typography is what makes it work. The phrase cat daddy is already a compressed identity — two words that name a particular kind of affection, the man who has decided that a cat is his. The shirt compresses it further, into a diagram. C and T are the frame; the cat is the vowel. You do not read the shirt so much as solve it, and the solving is the pleasure.

The frame and the vowel

Consider what the design refuses to do. It does not print the word CAT in full and then add a cat. It does not stack the words CAT and DADDY like a label on a jar. It splits the first word into its outer consonants and lets the silhouette stand in for the middle letter. This is a rebus, the oldest visual pun in the book — the picture that completes the word. Rebus writing is not a modern invention; it is one of the earliest ways humans made language visible, and it survives in exactly this kind of casual garment because it is cheap, legible, and satisfying to decode.

The silhouette is doing double duty. It is a cat, obviously — ears, haunches, the suggestion of a tail. But it is also an A, or near enough: a shape with a point at the top and legs at the bottom, occupying the slot where a vowel should be. The design does not insist on the resemblance. It trusts you to hear the word cat when you see the frame, and the cat fills the hole. That is a small act of reader address. The shirt assumes a viewer who will complete the joke, and it rewards that viewer with the mild smugness of having got it.

This is the same contract a good subject line makes with a reader. You leave a gap, and the reader fills it. You do not spell everything out; you trust the frame to carry the meaning. The Cat Daddy shirt is a one-line lesson in compression: two letters, one silhouette, one word below, and the whole identity arrives intact.

Why Daddy sits below

The word Daddy is set beneath the frame, in the same light lettering, and it does the work of a caption. It tells you what kind of cat this is — not a cat, but a cat daddy, a father to a feline. The vertical arrangement matters. The frame is the joke; the caption is the claim. Read top to bottom, the shirt says: here is a cat, and here is the role it puts you in. Read the frame alone, and it says cat. Read the caption alone, and it says Daddy. Together they say the thing the wearer wants said, which is that the cat is not a pet but a dependent, and the man is not an owner but a parent.

I am aware that this is a lot of weight to put on a t-shirt. But the shirt is asking for it. The design is spare enough that every element has to carry its share, and the share is larger than it looks. The dark ground and light lettering give the whole thing the quality of a stencil or a rubber stamp — a mark rather than a decoration. It reads at a distance, which is what a garment has to do, and it reads again up close, which is what a joke has to do. The cat silhouette is the only soft shape on the shirt, and it sits in the middle of hard letters like a living thing in a cage of type.

The identity it names

The phrase cat daddy is a specific piece of contemporary pet vocabulary. It names a man who has taken on the caretaking role for a cat and wants the role acknowledged. It is not the same as cat owner, which is a legal description, or cat lover, which is a disposition. Cat daddy is a kinship term, and kinship terms are always a little bit funny because they borrow the gravity of family for a relationship that the culture has not fully decided how to rank. The shirt leans into that. It prints the kinship term and then illustrates it, so that the claim and the evidence arrive together.

What I find interesting is that the design does not need a human figure. There is no man on the shirt, no arms, no lap. The cat is the only creature, and the word Daddy is the only human presence. The wearer supplies the rest. This is a generous design: it leaves room for whoever is actually wearing it, and it does not prescribe a body type, an age, or a particular cat. The silhouette is generic enough to stand for any cat, which means it can stand for your cat, which is the only cat the wearer is thinking about.

That is the quiet craft of the thing. A less careful design would have put a cartoon cat with a speech bubble, or a paw print, or a slogan in a ribbon. This one puts the cat where a letter should be and lets the word do the talking. The restraint is the point. It is the difference between a shirt that announces a personality and a shirt that lets a personality complete it.

What the shirt is not

It is worth saying plainly what the design does not claim. It does not claim that the wearer is a father in the human sense, and it does not need a Father’s Day occasion to make sense. The phrase is a pet-father phrase, and the graphic is a cat, and the two together name a role that exists all year. The shirt is not a greeting card. It is a standing description. That is a different kind of garment, and it asks a different kind of reading: not congratulations on the day but this is who I am, most days.

I also want to be careful about what the shirt does not prove. A design like this tells you nothing about how it wears, how it washes, or how it fits. Those are questions for the listing and for the wearer, not for the artwork. What the artwork gives you is a legible idea, executed with enough precision that you can read it at a glance and then read it again. That is the standard I would apply to any printed object: does the composition hold up when you look at it twice? This one does, because the second look is where the rebus resolves.

The reader’s own frame

If you write for a living, or even for a habit, the Cat Daddy shirt is a useful object to keep on the desk of your attention. It is a reminder that a frame can do the work of a sentence. Two letters and a silhouette carry an identity that a paragraph might struggle to establish. The design trusts the viewer to close the gap, and the viewer does, and the closing is the pleasure. That is not a bad model for a subject line, a headline, or the first line of an issue. Leave the vowel out. Let the reader hear it.

The shirt is available at the Amazon listing for the Cat Daddy Feline Father Lover Pet Owner Funny Tee, where the native preview shows the design as described. I have not worn it, and I am not reviewing its fit. I am reading its typography, which is the part I can see.

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